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cosmic
Mar 15 2003, 12:18 AM
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Ebay auction: Girlfriend kit

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zapatista
Mar 15 2003, 12:53 AM
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Oh my god! and someone had bid on it to! tongue.gif
I would be interested in seeing an instant boyfriend kit. laugh.gif
I wonder..... shifty.gif


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AnGerIsAGift
Mar 16 2003, 06:00 PM
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Cosmic..what were you lookin' for wen you ran in-to that ?

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Mar 16 2003, 07:07 PM
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icon8.gif ....disturbing...sick....hm....instant internet girlfriend....interesting.... shifty.gif


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xUNLIKEyou
Mar 19 2003, 01:33 PM
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laugh.gif Shiiiit, are some guys that desperate?? Why not just save yourself the trouble and buy a hooker to accompany you everywhere?



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Turd Ferguson
Mar 19 2003, 10:11 PM
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that's really, really sad! well, at least it's not a fake vagina or something...that woulda been SICK!

Anyone ever hear of the Realdoll? laugh.gif


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guerrillainmate
Mar 21 2003, 04:10 AM
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QUOTE (AnGerIsAGift @ Mar 17 2003, 02:00 PM)
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Cosmic..what were you lookin' for wen you ran in-to that ?

hmm...lol whistling.gif

ooouuchhhhh!! tongue.gif
arent u engaged cosmic!?? grin.gif


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xUNLIKEyou
Mar 21 2003, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE (kawaii_buttercup @ Mar 20 2003, 06:11 AM)
that's really, really sad! well, at least it's not a fake vagina or something...that woulda been SICK!

Anyone ever hear of the Realdoll? laugh.gif

OMG, I went to that site once and it was hilarious/disgusting. On one hand it was sick, and on the other, it was funny as hell.


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zapatista
Mar 21 2003, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE (xUNLIKEyou @ Mar 22 2003, 06:15 AM)
QUOTE (kawaii_buttercup @ Mar 20 2003, 06:11 AM)
that's really, really sad!  well, at least it's not a fake vagina or something...that woulda been SICK!

Anyone ever hear of the Realdoll?  :lol:

OMG, I went to that site once and it was hilarious/disgusting. On one hand it was sick, and on the other, it was funny as hell.

REAL DOLLS


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Mar 22 2003, 03:32 AM
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oh my GOD



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AnGerIsAGift
Mar 22 2003, 01:27 PM
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Heyy..have more respect, they're called "LoveDolls"....

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But hey..maybe some people need a friend like Wilson (from Cast Away)..whit benifits..
lol..they look creepy if you ask me, and dayyyymm they expencive....i wonder if you have to take'em in for maintenance..like a tune up or something.....Where would you keep it too; they come in full body size like 5'7 130lb..lol..that would be a bone killer if you're at it whit it and you wanna change positions and you have to move this 130lb doll......that would be a pain in the as laugh.gif ...jk...jk

Hmm..but look at this way, it would be a good investment, "Lovedoll" will never ask you to buy her expesive jewelry, or take her to expensive places, or any place at all, buy her clothes or a car..etc..etc..... laugh.gif ........im playin!

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Mar 22 2003, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE (AnGerIsAGift @ Mar 22 2003, 09:27 PM)
Heyy..have more respect, they're called "LoveDolls"....

laugh.gif
But hey..maybe some people need a friend like Wilson (from Cast Away)..whit benifits..
lol..they look creepy if you ask me, and dayyyymm they expencive....i wonder if you have to take'em in for maintenance..like a tune up or something.....Where would you keep it too; they come in full body size like 5'7 130lb..lol..that would be a bone killer if you're at it whit it and you wanna change positions and you have to move this 130lb doll......that would be a pain in the as laugh.gif ...jk...jk

Hmm..but look at this way, it would be a good investment, "Lovedoll" will never ask you to buy her expesive jewelry, or take her to expensive places, or any place at all, buy her clothes or a car..etc..etc..... laugh.gif ........im playin!

rolleyes.gif ...lol

ewwwwww!!! I don't want a man doll with a perpetual boner! laugh.gif not cool at all......

And I thought I had mad deviant issues with love...... blink.gif rolleyes.gif



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xUNLIKEyou
Mar 22 2003, 09:05 PM
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wacko.gif Uh, any guy who would choose a hunk of silicone over a real-live, living, breathing, in the flesh girl is an idiot.

I don't care if we're bitchy, emotional, and moody or not, at least women supply real vagina, not some rubber hole to jack off in.


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Mar 23 2003, 01:25 AM
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Mar 23 2003, 01:53 AM
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QUOTE (xUNLIKEyou @ Mar 23 2003, 12:05 AM)
wacko.gif Uh, any guy who would choose a hunk of silicone over a real-live, living, breathing, in the flesh girl is an idiot.

I don't care if we're bitchy, emotional, and moody or not, at least women supply real vagina, not some rubber hole to jack off in.

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Are real women not good enough? huh.gif


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