"Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: "you've got male!"

HAHA!

i need a snare drum

oh that was good........i dont get it. youve got male? what about youve got female? but that doesnt work?...

You've got "male"=You've got mail

that was beautifull

did you come up with that yourself?