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post Oct 25 2003, 06:47 AM
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I have finally solved the most annoying riddle which frustrated so many of our childhoods:

Which came frist, the chicken or the egg?

The answer was simple.

Things evolve, therefore the bit of sludge beside the sea evolved into a lizard, then a dinosaur, and then a chicken. Now, because things have to become something somehow, a dinosaur couldn't have laid an egg and hatched a chicken.

The chicken must have evolved from a dinosaur.

If you guys have seen the movie "Resident Evil", the you'll understand that evolving things are pretty gross looking, but they refine the spiecies eventually.

I hope you all like my theory and enjoy the complicated graphics.


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post Oct 25 2003, 08:15 AM
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Crylol.gif clap2.gif
Its all so clear now!!!! w00t.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 09:04 AM
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How come the dinosaur looks like a vampire bat? laugh.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 11:11 AM
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Such artistic vision...such scientific genious...
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post Oct 25 2003, 05:27 PM
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who was the first person to say "look at that chicken, i think i'll eat the first thing that comes outta its ass"
nice eh


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post Oct 25 2003, 06:03 PM
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Wow I waited for that picture to load with 26k.. what can I say.. awesome clap2.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 07:06 PM
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Thanks guys! I'm glad all the hours of scientific experiments have been paid off by being excepted by the public eye... smile.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 10:49 PM
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unsure.gif .................... laugh.gif

wow. so you're like a genius or something, eh?

but where's the pic of the lizard? come on now.
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post Oct 26 2003, 05:11 AM
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rolleyes.gif Dinosaurs are lizards, silly!


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post Oct 26 2003, 09:00 AM
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sludge beside the sea evolved into a LIZARD, THEN a DINOSAUR, and then a chicken.

YOU said it not me. rolleyes.gif

where's my lizard?? blackhair.gif
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post Oct 26 2003, 07:03 PM
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i think some people have way to much free time here!! rolleyes.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 26 2003, 10:56 PM
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w00t.gif


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post Oct 27 2003, 01:03 AM
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post Oct 27 2003, 06:33 AM
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ozorageasaur. i'm beautiful! wub.gif

i'm dead? ermm.gif
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post Oct 27 2003, 08:30 AM
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Yeah, the species were too fussy over what they ate, so most of them died of starvation.


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